Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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My kids are mistakes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Black Friday

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Take this and put it- No.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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