- Anti Joke

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me