- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa isn't real

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

my gramma died

A: Knock Knock B: ...

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Jimmy Saville

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Me Neither.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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