Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Patriarchy.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Knock knock Who's there Police

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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