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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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