What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Psychics.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

good one jess !!

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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