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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

THE GAME

Civil Rights.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

The WNBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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