- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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