Justin's humor

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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