- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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