What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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so... how about that airplane food

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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