Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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