- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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Get off my porch.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

LOL May Wong

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Butt poop.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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