- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

hi bye

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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