what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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knock knock get lost!

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Autism speaks but not really

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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