- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

There's a god, just kidding.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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