What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Autism speaks but not really

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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knock knock get lost!

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Anti Joke

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