- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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