Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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