What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Health food.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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tom pauling

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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