- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Misner is a twat.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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