What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

Dyslexics have more nuf!

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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