- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

This sentence is false.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

women's rights.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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