Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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im a dragon, no im not

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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What time is it? 20:45.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Anti Joke

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