why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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Cancer

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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