"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

boobs.

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

No.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

Yo mama's fat.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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