what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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the WNBA

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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