- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

raisin boogers

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Blake wilkeys hair style

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What can hitler cook well Steak

Dylan is gay

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

hi will

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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