- Anti Joke

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head