- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

I like colin but not as much as apple

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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