- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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