- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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