- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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