- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Women's rights.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

heyy emit chase wazzup

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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