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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

a man is running away

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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