whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

which one is easiest

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Vagina.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

alston wang

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

banana

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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