http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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hi

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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BOTTOM!!!

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