Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Vagina.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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which one is easiest

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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