What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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fava beans

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Women's Rights.

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women's rights.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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