What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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david what a baghead

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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