- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

whats brown and sticky? shit

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face