- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

David Silberberg is gay

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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