Do you want icecream, Björn?

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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