- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

This is not a joke

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Jesus was a good guy

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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