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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

im @ work, LOL.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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