Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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a man said hi.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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