A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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gay people

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Bumsniffer

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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