What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Neither have I

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Hi

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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