Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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David Silberberg is gay

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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