What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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