If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Top Gear USA

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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