- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Obama getting elected in 2012.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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