- Anti Joke

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

bees knees

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.