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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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