how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Patriarchy.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Joke.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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BIG PENIS

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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