What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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David Silberberg is gay

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Snooki

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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