mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Justin's humor

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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so... how about that airplane food

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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