- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

The Game

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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