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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Wigan.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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