Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Nickelback

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What's 9 + 10 19

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Justin Bieber

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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