- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

My tractor broke down.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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