Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Justin Bieber

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Facebook How i met my mother

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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