Rachel not blowing Robert.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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matty russel are you on here

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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