Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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It smells like triangles in here.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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yes... that's the joke

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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i dont like chris

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Politics

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Anti Joke

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