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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

I like colin but not as much as apple

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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