- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

hahahahaha thats not funny

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

full house

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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