why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Women's rights

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Anyone??????????/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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