What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

The Christian Bible.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Your grandma's cookies.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Donkey lips

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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