It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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pauls tuck

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Anti Joke

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