- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Religion.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

civil rights

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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