Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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