Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Gun Control

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Your mom.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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