Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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Xbox One

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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