WEED!

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

This is not a joke or is it

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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