A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

whats up fuch you bitch

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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