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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Women's rights.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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