quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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Jews

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Anti Joke

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