What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Bean.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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