- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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