what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

thumb_up thumb_down -30

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

thumb_up thumb_down -32

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

thumb_up thumb_down -34

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

thumb_up thumb_down -36

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

thumb_up thumb_down -42

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

thumb_up thumb_down +53

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

thumb_up thumb_down +47

What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops