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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Breast cancer.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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