Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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