Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Woman's rights

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