- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

Religion.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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