- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Women's rights

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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