i love to lick...

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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