yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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you

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Hi

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Scott Gomez

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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