- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Scott Gomez

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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