- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Obama

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

How come grilled cheese?

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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