What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Come In!

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Women's rights

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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