What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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