What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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once upon a time, it snowed

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Woman's rights

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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