What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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women's rights

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Anti Joke

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