- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Romans rights.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

a man said hi.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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