Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Your future.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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racism...deal with it!

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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