There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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fava beans

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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WNBA

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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