You see how lame this is?

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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