Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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