My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

Get off my porch.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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