So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Why did i write this? I was bored

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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