What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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Religion.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Jesus was a good guy

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