Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

what do u call a black man a black man

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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