- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Safe sex MR

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

Woman's rights

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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