Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Religion.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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