I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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the little pink lady joke: There once was a little pink lady who lived in a little pink house. One day, she was in her little pink bed when her little pink doorbell rang. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Green live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr White live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. And then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Brown live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Finally, its breakfast time, so the little pink lady gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, goes out of her little pink room and to her little pink kitchen. Inside, there are 3 men. 2 are eating cheerios, 1 is eating an apple. This proves that cheerios are more popular than apples!

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Poop swing

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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