A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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im a dragon, no im not

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Mark Wilson

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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