- Anti Joke

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!