How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

boobs.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

shauns beautiful

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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