The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Knock knock Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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