How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

This is not a joke.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

Mark Wilson

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Hello.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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