Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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