Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Help I'm being raped!

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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