Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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