What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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If you were a cactus, why?

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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