A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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How old are you? 20

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Alex Gedrose.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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