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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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