Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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kkk

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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book 'em danno

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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