- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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