who ever is reading this....

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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