Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Hello.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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