How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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This is not a joke.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Mark Wilson

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Hello.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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