- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Knock knock! Ding dong.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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