Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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