Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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