Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

What comes after 69? 70

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

david what a baghead

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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