A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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politically correct!

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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