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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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