why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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