- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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captcha: all yer base

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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