- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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