- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Knock knock. Racism.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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