A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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