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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

My kids are mistakes.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

I am a joke. I am funny.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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