who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Knock Knock Not Yet

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

If you're reading this, you can read.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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