Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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penis haha

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Your Mother

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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You are Nerochan right?

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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