- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

I said I hate niiggers

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

my gramma died

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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