- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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