You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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canaan and mallory

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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