yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Politics

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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