Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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