A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Get on your knees Ho

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Ken wins!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Hahaha

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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