- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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