In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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gay people

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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