So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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