A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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whats 69+2? 71

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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