- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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