"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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penis

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Abortion

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Anti Joke

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