- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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