- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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