- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

A seal walks into a club.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Knock knock --Come in.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

A chicken walks into a barn.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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