- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Im cute hehehee

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

The black man leaves the strip club.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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