I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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