- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why didn't he finish his

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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