There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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Roey Jegen

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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