- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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