- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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racism...deal with it!

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

angelosnyder is not gay

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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