Chuck norris

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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brainfart

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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