Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Wigan.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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