why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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