- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

U mad?

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

I pooped.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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