- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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