- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

You see how lame this is?

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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