Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Nickelback

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

The Christian Bible.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

a man said hi.

Agent 47.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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