- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Your biggest fan.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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