- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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