- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

What comes after 69? 70

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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