Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

a fish swimming in the water swims

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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