- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

I had sex with my mother in law

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

This is a joke setup.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

You're welcome!

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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