- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

Religion.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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