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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What's the deal with brown?

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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