- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Snooki

why was the boy sad? because.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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