- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

What comes after 69? 70

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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