What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Women's rights

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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Anti Joke

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