- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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