- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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