- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

boobs.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

butt sex

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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