- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

hahahahaha thats not funny

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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