- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

knock knock get lost!

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Here's another:

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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