What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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