Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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Yo mama's fat.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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