Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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He walked in a bar

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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bees knees

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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The Game.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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