- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

why did the man die? he was shot

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Vagina.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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