mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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He walked in a bar

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... Chan chan

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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