Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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I told you it would happen

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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brian mcgee is gay!

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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