- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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