- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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