Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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