- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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