- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

What is White over Black? Society.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

There's a car about to hit me.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

roses are red. violets are violet...

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