whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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knock knock who's there no one

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