Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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