- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

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