A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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