I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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nipple

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Come In!

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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