- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

A black person walks out of KFC

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

roses are red, violets are blue.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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