Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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A man killed himself.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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