What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

book 'em danno

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

xavier stop

your mom gave me head.....phones

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

guy walks into a bar, ouch

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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