want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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A man... walks.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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say cheese

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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