- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

"knock knock" "Come in"

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

An English man walks into a pub.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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