I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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a horse nibbled a baby

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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