WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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