What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Barack Obama

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

your mother hates you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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