- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

roses are red, violets are blue.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

How many light bulbs? 1

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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