- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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