- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Nickelback

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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