- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Mark Wilson

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?