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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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what do u call a black person by his name

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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